Little Known Fact #140

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/24/2014 at 22:10 • Filed to: little known facts

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The driver's airbag in the Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé is actually just a poor person.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/24/2014 at 22:11

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So are the bumpers.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/24/2014 at 22:21

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WRONG. Just a common poor person is too bony from malnourishment and doesn't provide enough cushioning. Only freshly imported newborns from middle/south america, china, ethiopia, or Detroit will do.

Of course they don't stay newborn forever, so you have to switch them out at a 300-500 mile service interval.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 04/24/2014 at 22:24

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No, no. It's just a poor person now. Before BMW owned them, newborns were used in all Rolls Royce's.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/24/2014 at 22:25

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Wow. Cost cutting even at Rolls? That's extremely dissapointing.

* cancels drophead preorder*

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 04/24/2014 at 22:29

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Yes, they are very serious about DFMA at BMW.

Telumektar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/24/2014 at 22:55

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More like Phantom Dropdead amirite?

I know where the door is, thanks.